

Renée Rozsel is married. To a guy. An Engineer. When they were first marriedRenée asked her hubby how much he loved her, and he said, "50 board feet."Renée tells us she was in heaven. She assumed '50 board feet' was somethingakin to 50 light years you know, the length of time it would take a board totravel to the sun or something times 50.